Effects: relaxation, creativity boost, sedation, euphoria, improved focus, energy
May relieve: pain, stress, ADD/ADHD, eating disorders, depression, muscle spasms, insomnia
When a strain is named by weed legend Snoop Dogg himself, there must be something in the water. But when its descendant receives the “God” prefix, you know you’re about to face something heavenly.
Contrary to what the name might lead you to believe, God’s Green Crack is not some sort of a new, enhanced street drug. It’s an indica-dominant cannabis strain that offers a combination of a blissful body high and remarkable potency from its parent strains.
God’s Green Crack was created by crossing two classic strains: the sativa-dominant Green Crack (formerly known as Green Crush, or Crush) and God Bud, the indica-dominant strain recognized for its potential to induce psychedelic effects.
The very name “God’s Green Crack” promises a blissful experience and you can tell it by taking a closer look at its flowers. The buds have a structure typical of indica; they are medium to large in size and have a slightly tapered shape which is reminiscent of mini-pinecones.
When it comes to its leaves, they have a dark, forest-green color with patches of purple — that’s the result of high concentrations of anthocyanin pigments. Curly orange pistils and translucent white trichomes make God’s Green Crack look as if was truly sold in heaven.
One simply cannot mistake God’s Green Crack for another strain because none of them carries such a spicy and pungent odor underlined by a blend of grape. Even those who are particularly sensitive to the smell of weed can’t wait to get back home and revel in its refreshing nuggets.
Here’s some good news for flavor chasers: the fragrance of God’s Green Crack carries over to its taste. On top of that, you can feel the herbal notes sort of enriching the flavor and making the strain taste exotic.
God’s Green Crack allows the user to experience the best of both worlds by drawing the most characteristic qualities from its parent strains. Before smoking its buds, most users expect to feel some sort of heavenly bliss.
Cannabis users who have tried this hybrid report a gentle mental high that is still very potent. The whole experience starts with a cerebral high that is creeping right to the center of your head. At that moment, you should feel the stress and anxiety fading away. In its place, an overall calmness and euphoria elevate the mood, continuing to fill the smoker with the surge of positive energy. At the final stage, God’s Green Crack develops a physical body high that balances its cerebral effects.
If somehow, you go overboard with the herb, dry mouth and a couch-lock are the most common effects. Those who are more sensitive to the particular effects of cannabis can feel a bit anxious or paranoid, but those feelings shouldn’t last long.
God’s Green Crack flowers for 7 to 8 weeks, yielding around 12 to 16 ounces per square meter in a controlled environment. If you’re growing outdoors, the best timing for harvest will be the last week of September to the first week of October, yielding around 16 ounces per plant.