Effects: relaxation, creativity boost, sedation, euphoria, improved focus, energy
May relieve: pain, stress, ADD/ADHD, eating disorders, depression, muscle spasms, insomnia
When a strain is named by weed legend Snoop Dogg himself, there must be something in the water. But when its descendant receives the “God” prefix, you know you’re about to face something heavenly.
Contrary to what the name might lead you to believe, God’s Green Crack is not some sort of a new, enhanced street drug. It’s an indica-dominant cannabis strain that offers a combination of a blissful body high and remarkable potency from its parent strains.
God’s Green Crack was created by crossing two classic strains: the sativa-dominant Green Crack (formerly known as Green Crush, or Crush) and God Bud, the indica-dominant strain recognized for its potential to induce psychedelic effects.
The very name “God’s Green Crack” promises a blissful experience and you can tell it by taking a closer look at its flowers. The buds have a structure typical of indica; they are medium to large in size and have a slightly tapered shape which is reminiscent of mini-pinecones.
When it comes to its leaves, they have a dark, forest-green color with patches of purple — that’s the result of high concentrations of anthocyanin pigments. Curly orange pistils and translucent white trichomes make God’s Green Crack look as if was truly sold in heaven.
One simply cannot mistake God’s Green Crack for another strain because none of them carries such a spicy and pungent odor underlined by a blend of grape. Even those who are particularly sensitive to the smell of weed can’t wait to get back home and revel in its refreshing nuggets.
Here’s some good news for flavor chasers: the fragrance of God’s Green Crack carries over to its taste. On top of that, you can feel the herbal notes sort of enriching the flavor and making the strain taste exotic.
God’s Green Crack allows the user to experience the best of both worlds by drawing the most characteristic qualities from its parent strains. Before smoking its buds, most users expect to feel some sort of heavenly bliss.
Cannabis users who have tried this hybrid report a gentle mental high that is still very potent. The whole experience starts with a cerebral high that is creeping right to the center of your head. At that moment, you should feel the stress and anxiety fading away. In its place, an overall calmness and euphoria elevate the mood, continuing to fill the smoker with the surge of positive energy. At the final stage, God’s Green Crack develops a physical body high that balances its cerebral effects.
If somehow, you go overboard with the herb, dry mouth and a couch-lock are the most common effects. Those who are more sensitive to the particular effects of cannabis can feel a bit anxious or paranoid, but those feelings shouldn’t last long.
God’s Green Crack flowers for 7 to 8 weeks, yielding around 12 to 16 ounces per square meter in a controlled environment. If you’re growing outdoors, the best timing for harvest will be the last week of September to the first week of October, yielding around 16 ounces per plant.
Johnson (verified owner)
Another one to buy Great bud 👍
Jasonspratt (verified owner)
God's Green Crack Nice frosty buds. Energized buzz. Smokes well and lasts. Always hated the name
Enigma Amethyst (verified owner)
Improved Better since the last batch of this strain variety I tried
Manon (verified owner)
Nice buds Very satisfied..nice buds, nice smell, taste and good high...will order again
Gitman (verified owner)
Deadly Big buds and Lots of crystal. Nice light smell along with a long high.
Chestershigh (verified owner)
Very good bud I like the gods green crack it’s very uplifting great bud!!!!
Charm0nst3r (verified owner)
Love it!! Tastes great, burns well, fun high, would buy again
brad butt (verified owner)
YUUUUUP!!! excellent..not dense and mostly small buds..yes.. but.!. super frosty..some nice purple color in some of the larger buds.. great daytime strain. love it!!
goedikem (verified owner)
Wow. Wow. Simply amazing for the price nothing wrong to say here folks buy it. love it.
William Speer (verified owner)
workaday pot really effective for getting things done , always had good vibes from the God strains
Moonpie (verified owner)
Gods Green Crack Not a bad smoke, but the buds very small and compact and a little dried out. Not a lot of taste or smell. From other reviews, sounds like an end of stock package. Good enough to try out again with a new batch tho!
stephaniehickey (verified owner)
Enjoyed it Really enjoyed this strain
joe383 (verified owner)
Very Small buds not AAA ,i am disapointed,i the end bag
diggs99 (verified owner)
Decent Was really looking forward to trying this strain. Was a little disappointed , its appearance is smallish buds, little stemy and very airy, i was expecting a little higher grade quality i think, given the reviews ive read in the past. hoping just a bad batch, will try again , hoping for different crop.
Poppinpops420 (verified owner)
Excellent bud. High quality and potent. Will buy again!
sebgbas (verified owner)
absolutely deceived First time i bought , Wow looks great , lots of white and that smell , but this batch is greener darker no white , not same smell or taste or high , would not recommend for this batch.....
ronzigato (verified owner)
Excellent Daytime Strain For me, this strain proved to be great for motivation. It eased my anxiety and kept me alert. Buds were nice and tight and smelled great.
TML44 (verified owner)
Day Great day time strain.
BajaKush (verified owner)
Definately buying again great weed
TML44 (verified owner)
Great Good day time strain
terz (verified owner)
LAY BACK SPECIAL Love this when I want to chill ,excellent value, and on top of my list.
Cmccallum (verified owner)
Greengirl A little piece of heaven! Great name for it!!! So disappointed that it's out of stock when I wanted to get more ?
Sabanna (verified owner)
Buzzzzzzzzz Great time
MustyMcCrea (verified owner)
Yummy Thought my knees were backwards, great strain.
Andrew78 (verified owner)
Very nice!
Gagaganja (verified owner)
Crack Amazing and would buy again!
Jean-Francois Adam (verified owner)
Weederfull Looks really good, taste strong and good buzz !!
C. Shayne Miller (verified owner)
Nice small buds no stalk. Definitely will repeat in next order
justjenn (verified owner)
Gods Green Crack Unfortunately I can not leave a review at this time about this product. My order got mixed up and I didn't get this item. I got quite a few other products. ( ones that I didn't order) I Emailed customer service and immediately they responded and gave me two options. Send the order back and they would send my correct order. OR keep all of the products for no extra charges. Well of course I accepted that option as the order that I received was more than double of what I ordered. Hands down A GREAT company to deal with.
Skip (verified owner)
Meh Its still good weed for the price
ChiefPuffer (verified owner)
Not that great... My half ounce was all smalls, so the potency and taste just aren't there. Definitely not my favourite.
yancool08 (verified owner)
Ok (At 149$)buds are nice, doesnt smell alot, medium high
Rick Godin (verified owner)
Super nice weed, the buds are magnificent. Creative and relaxed high, able to do plenty of things while enjoying it.
Jamie (verified owner)
Nice Very nice!!!
Gary (verified owner)
Gods green crack Funny name but great weed good buzz stuff smells great
corndogs (verified owner)
Excellent smell, buds were large, insanely caked and really dense. I've tried 7 strains on this site so far and this is the best strain such a long and focused high which settles into a body high. I will 100% be coming back to get kush!
cheesypoofz (verified owner)
Almost smells like vanilla, but not too strong. Just a subtle hint of it. Buds look amazing caked with crystals. Great cannabis.
blackcrow (verified owner)
another winner the tastes of all the weed i have purchased from this site are exceptional as are the highs . Currently stupefied as am sampling 14 strains .
sebgbas (verified owner)
really nice , will buy more this one will get you hi in a social kinda way ,like they said : uplifting hapiness :)
Super_Kush420 (verified owner)
Very high grade weed Loved this type of strain it was hard hitting and the high was long lasting. Buds were very potent with very lil stem witch made me happy i got a lot of keef out of it witch helped in the long run. All in all one of the best strains on the site.